Alexis Ellen ♥
  • Dad: Why are your eyes so red, son?
  • Son: I smoked weed, dad
  • Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot
nothisizpatrick:

goo hoarding :P
slutwhat:

d-a-i-s-yc-h-a-i-n-s:

What did she do? She let fucking go. How could you even let go of this man, I would be gripping on for dear life

omFG I CANT STAND WHEN PEOPLE DONT UNDERSTAND THE MEANING BEHIND THIS LINE, HE DOESNT MEAN DONT LET GO OF MY HAND, HE MEANS NEVER LET GO OF WHAT THEY HAD OMFG I SWEAR
defining-infinite:

mik-haelaaa:

palmist:

i hate it so much

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You are so stressed that you’re not even stressed anymore.
  • Boy: Baby are you jealous?
  • Girl: No.
  • Boy: Baby are you jealous?
  • Girl: No.
  • Boy: Baby are you jealous?
  • Girl: I already told you, No!
  • Boy: Baby can I get a kiss?
  • Girl: GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!
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